Matt, proving once more what a dipshit he is, has locked the thread started by Dimstain about Nikita’s “health”. Of course he let Nikita have the last word. At least wwe don’t have to wade through more posts of sympathy for the wretch that is Nikita-though new annoyance Damastes has to put her two cents in-even when she has no clue about anything.  here’s Nikita’s post in that thread, and afterwords I’ll deal with Matt and SL. 

 BELLS PALSY is nothing to joke about when it is on the onset. Though I’ve seen people laughing at the fact that I had this for a good part of a month. All of January was the hellish three weeks that this came on and I was in the ER twice for it. I thought I was having a stroke because of the facial paralysis. I couldn’t eat right or sleep the entire time. I am glad the fucking thing is gone, I wish it upon my worst enemy because it would humble them some when they post about it on their blog stealing my entry and going around making light of something like that. My advice to them is have a heart before you do something like that, even when I said I wouldn’t buy a dead author’s books in life and also in his death. That is an honest statement but when they go around mocking my Bells Palsy, that isn’t a cool thing to do. The bells palsy I could not even listen to the radio without my head going haywire. 

You mean that phantom disease that the doctor said you didn’t have? Seriously, how long are you going to stay on the cross with this one.  You even said that the doctor called it horseshit on your facebook blog. You can’t even put a coherent thought together, yet you expect everyone to think your some sort of medical savant?  Sorry Nikita, just another whiny plea for sympathy and attention, in hopes of selling that incoherent alphabet soup you call writing. In fact, if I opened a can of alphabet soup and poured it on some paper, I’m certain what came out would make more sense than anything you could write with you “19 years of writing”. Then you have the nerve, the gall, the cajones to tell others to “have a heart?” Contradict yourself much ferret boy? Wait, strike that, ferrets are lovable and playful creatures-you’re not. Talking about the deceased loved ones of others, their health problems is okay for you, but not anyone else? 

Anything you say or do is fair game NIkita. You have no boundaries, and neither do we. Remember that.

Now onto Matt and his smothering manlove for the Legion. He is so obsessed with trying to protect the nitwits at all costs, I think he honestly doesn’t see the damage he’s doing to his own credibility.  Not that it matters anymore, as many of those who used to post have gone on to their own boards, or migrated over to Keene’s board. With the exception of 3 or 4 people on SL, it’s nothing but idiocy and rampant favoritism there. Mention Keene’s board, get deleted. Call the nitwits out on their lies, get deleted and warned of being banned. Post something halway intelligent, and some yahoo like Damastes, TrentTaylor or another moron will derail it.

Even Odark is being overrun with stupid of late, but at least the stupid remains there and not cut or deleted. One of the few things in Odark’s favor anymore.

Over the past few days Phoolbin and Dimstain have been running amok, posting their ignorant, paranoi driven drivel, and being allowed to continue without so much as a crossed eye from their buddy Matt.

Yes, it’s Matt’s board and he can do what he wants, but maybe it’s time for Matt to hand the reins over to someone who actually gives a shit.

Much to my surprise, Matt did respond to my PM. Though only to part of it. Once again he totally ignores the point of his coddling and encouraging the nitwits, while cutting the posts which make sense. Matt responded with the following:

If YOU posted about a project you were working on, and someone came on and said “boring” I would remove it and threaten to ban them too. If I was having a party at my house, and people couldn’t act civilly towards each other, even with people they didn’t like, I wouldn’t invite them to come. There’s no reason to post “boring” outside of to insult someone. And I don’t want that shit at my board. There’s enough places on the web for people to go and insult each other, or read insults about themselves. This board is not going to be one of them. 

And here’s my response to that: 

Well, you missed my point in my response, but that’s about par for the course. Again, my comment was in response to the bump he put in about his NWO infatuation, not to his call for submissions. Philbin and Dagstine regularly take a dump on your carpet, yet you still allow them to do so, that’s my point. When enough of their crap piles up-as it has-the polite and interesting guests leave. and for what it’s worth, it was actually pretty clear what the submission guidlelines for Chimera World was. 

As I said over at Rusty’s some things never change.

Philhasbeen, posted a thread on SL about accepting submissions for Chimera World-dealing with-hold onto your hats-the NWO. As no one was taking thebait about submissions he bumped it with more NWO prattle. This prompted me to respond, with one word: Yawn.

That was it, nothing snide, or rude. A simple word to express the fact his yammering on about the NWO is getting tiresome. It made it to page 2 status without any other comments, when Matt sends me the following message:

Make another post that’s just an insult (like Yawn) and I have to ban you. 

So I sent him a reply that said the following:

And what exactly was insulting about that? The fact Philbin consistently posts his NWO tripe IS boring. how long will keep you defending the likes of him Dagstine? Until they run off the few remaining serious pros on here? Seriously Matt, you do yourself and your board a disservice by bending over backwards to them. Meanwhile, they can make snarky comments to everyone else and get away with it.

That was sent just a few minutes ago, we’ll see how he responds.  I wish I had reread and edited my mistakes in that, but I don’t think Matt will even notice.

I know this will be deleted as soon as Matt reads it, so I’m posting the message in its entirety here.

patricklestewka	My goodness …	#41	[-]
Posts: 129 (01/04/09 09:30:48) Veteran Shockliner Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User’s Posts Report Post	… this post is a blast from the past. I haven’t stopped by in quite some time and here’s Mr. Philbin flogging his brokedown hobbyhorse again. You figure a man would like to change the record every, oh, decade or so. There’s something ineffably sad about a man accepting a gauntlet in order to challenge himself to a task nobody seems to properly care about. Taking up arms to fight a battle against the bugaboos that only exist in a man’s skullcase. Tilt at those windmills! Tilt away! Anyway, Mike, it’ll be a terribly short gauntlet you’ll end up running, considering your readership. I actually clicked onto this thread because, as usual, I disagree with the primary poster. IT is my favorite King book. A bit messy, yes, but the finest evocation of childhood and friendship that I can recall. Even sitting here now, having read that book 15 years ago, I can recall every main characters’ name, specific scenes and incidents with a clarity that eludes me in other books by equally fine, if different, writers I read about that same time. Clive Barker’s one of my favorite writers, horror or otherwise, but none of his characters—excepting perhaps Harry D’Amour—stick with me as Ben and Stan and Beverly and Mike and Bill and Eddie do. This is one of the only things I’ve learned in my on-and-off writing career: memorable, humane characters are key. To me, as a reader, and to many readers. Not gobs or semen or whatever it is Philbin seems to think ‘the masses’ are missing out on. His undiscovered genius. It’s sad, really, because Mike’s been bleating the same thing for nearly a decade. At least it seems. You’re what, Mike? are you 50 yet? How many good writing years do you have left before your brain turns to cellular tapioca? Same as mine will in time. How long will you keep barking up this tree before realizing it’s the wrong tree, you’re miserable or at least artistically wrongheaded doing so, and change? You see, you’ve got the greatest opportunity for an artistic aboutface since De Sade, maybe. A 180-degree turn! From bukkakke to bucolic tales! Write something with humanity, for God’s sake, stop raging against shit you’re never going to change anyway, get out of your atrophied mindset, embark on a different path altogether. Or do both. A little this, a little that. Or keep being an antagonist on message boards, where whatever time you invest will be erased or deleted. It’s just a little upsetting to see you still flogging that same horse. It’s fucking dead, Mike! You horsewhipped the poor sad nag to death. Its’ blood all over your hands! Ye Gods, man, go find another drayhorse to beat. Try something different. I know you must lead a rich full life, richer than mine I’m sure, but from your message board persona you come off as a cripplingly dull, emotionally stunted man-child with unnatural

The post he refers to is this one. http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/8838?page=1.

Mike “the sky is falling” Philbin is at it again, posting his paranoid rants about the NWO, over on SL. http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/8511/t/OT-N-W-O-as-reported-by-the-Financial-Times-today.html.

He then goes into his usual litany of other conspiracy theories, ignoring when he gets called out, and taking pot shots at others who point out his ego driven behavior.  In one post, he links to an article from bloomberg.com saying we’re under the War Powers act of 1939. I read the article, and responded here: http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/8511/t/OT-N-W-O-as-reported-by-the-Financial-Times-today.html?page=2. My comment is down about halfway. In short there is nothing in the article that says that. The closest is this quote,

“If I am a regional Fed bank president, I have had my power diminished a lot,” said Ethan Harris, co-head of U.S. economic research at Barclays Capital Inc. in New York, who used to work at the New York Fed. “I think of it as war powers for the Board of Governors.”

Hardly the same thing which Tin Phoilbin claims. So it shouldn’t come as any surprise, that all this says about him is he’s an attention whore. Saddled with barely adequate writing skills, and novels that are as unreadable as they repulsive, what’s left, but to create troll laden threads?

The fact people respond to him in any serious manner is a shame.  Maybe, like in Peter Pan, if we no longer believe in him or his foolishness, he’d go away.

Philbin has a post over at SL announcing his “book” Planet of the Owls, will be translated into french. http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/7504. Crap is crap, no matter what language.

La Femme NIkita has a new post post up slamming Willie Miekle, among others, as well as some on facebook and his myspace account. There’s nothing new in them, other than the fact, he’s still on dialup, in spite of what he said about getting wireless. Guess he found out how much that deposit would be after all. 

Anyway, I was channel surfing during a long flight from Gadetzan to Orgrimmar, and ran across an American Idol show, that recaps past seasons (as if it’s not sometimes bad enough during its normal run) and they had a bunch of rejects, and they all reminded me of the nitwits.

Each and every contestant, knew they had talent, auditioned, and couldn’t believe it when the judges said, take a hike. They get butthurt, denial kicks in, and they rant and rave about how the judges don’t know shit. you’ll hear them curse, brag about how they’re gonna make, and that no one appreciates their talent.

Sound familiar?

There is a country full of Nikita’s, Phoolbin’s And Lorenzo’s out there. Sadly, they’re not isolated cases. No one likes to have their dreams dashed upon the rocks of truth, and to a certain extent, not wanting to accept that reality is understandable. Yet, to keep at something that no one wants to read, or hear, in spite of overwhelming evidence that it flat out sucks, is a sign of an unhinged mind. Rather than finding something that they are good at, (and mooching off people is NIkita’s only seeming talent), they feel the need to subject the rest of us to their idiocy. 

Now, it’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve posted about the nitwits, mostly because they’ve been behaving themselves; but I haven’t forgotten them. They’re like herpes, they may be dormant, but there will always be an outbreak. Because, as some Idol contestants, they come back year after year, trying out, not getting any better, simply treading water. And when they resurface, I’ll be there, just like I am every season of American Idol, just to see how full of fail some people really are.

Master Conspiracy collector Philbin is predicting over on his blog that we’ll be under marshall Law.

http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2008/10/usa-martial-law-tuesday-7th-october.html

Apparently (while discussing the recent $800 billion Bail Out) California Democrat Brad Sherman revealed that Martial Law is already under effect in Congress. According to a recent revelation from Dr Bill Deagle, Total Martial Law will finally be announced in Los Angeles tomorrow, Tuesday 7th October. Coincidence?

Apparently he couldn’t be bothered to find out where that quote was taken from. A quick google reveals there was nothing to even take that out of context from. Good job, Mikkake!

He also writes at the bottom,

NB: If Martial Law’s not officially declared in the USA by Wednesday, I’ll take this ridiculous post down.

Sorry Mikey, the egg is already on your face.

Okay, I’m a bit late to talk about Nikita’s latest scrawlings across his blogs, but being a follower of all things political, it’s been a bit busy lately. now with a couple of days off I can catch up and work on the podcast. Over on blogspot, NIkita starts off with,

Can’t do anything really interactive yet with this blog or with main website until I get Verizon in here;

So either comcast or his granny finally gave him the boot. I’m proud of the small part I was able to play in that, as maybe La Femme, will finally understand, that his actions have consequences. 

 Pay in advance as how I want to get this set up.

Uhmm, yeah.

I’ll get back to his internet in a minute, because a bit later in the blog, he talks about how he pays his writers; you know those poor bastards who haven’t done their homework and think Nikita is actually a publisher, or talented.

 There are 15 authors and they will be paid intervals of six starting November since the book is just out. The authors are paid via PayPal and right out of my own pocket.

So he’s going to self print a book when only 6 of 15 writers are getting paid, if he even pays them. We all know NIkita’s history of paying writers. If I was one of the other 9 writers not getting paid, I’d be pissed. Pissed enough to tell Lulu my work was stolen.  and who else’s pocket would the money come out of? You’re the frigging “publisher”, you’re damn right you should be paying them you moron.

Okay back to his internet drama.

 I am looking at just under $60.00 for Verizon a month and that is unlimited access 

Plus the deposit. And given his upscale, two kitchen livin’, that’ll be about 250 bucks. Plus the wireless modem. Wireless through verizon, Sprint, AT&T, Qwest, et al, require either a smartcard or a USB wifi modem, it can’t be accessed through regular wifi cards. And Verizon has a 5 gig download cap. He must have had Dagstine or Phoolbin do the research for him on that. 

  Netzero is handy don’t get me wrong for under $20.00 a month, 

It’s 9.95 a month, my mother uses it. 

 Who is to blame really for me losing access to Comcast? Not really myself, but I have to say one asshole who was pissed off at the fact he got in trouble for violating my copyright on another article I wrote for AssociatedContent.com so he wanted to get a little payback in there by giving the abuse contact information for Comcast – that fucker is to blame for it happening so I am trying to keep commenting on asshole bloggers to a minimum because I am not going to risk losing these accounts too. The reason I don’t have my own account with Comcast is because of the ex-room mate failing to return the box and modem then opened her account using the modem saying, “I already do have a modem and box.” I didn’t really have to change servers a few times, but Earthlink I let go because of money problems – and that will be paid off within the next month too seeing if I can get that going as one of the backups for my wireless.

Yes, Nikita, it’s never your fault. We all write hate posts and send death threats to ourselves. We send ourselves bogus paypal bills as well. Look NIkita, I know you have the attention span of a retarded fly, but I never got in trouble for putting up your AC article. WordPress never asked me to take it down, I did it on my own. After 5 days of it being up, everyone who would ever read it, already had.  And then he blames his ex roommate, and everyone else, yet still doesn’t see it’s his own innate assholeness that causes his problems.  He does say he’s keeping his commenting to a minimum, not because he’s seen the error of his ways, but he doesn’t want to have his accounts taken away.

Here’s a tip, Nikita, if you stop posting hate speech you don’t have to worry about your accounts being taken away. 

Let’s take a stroll over to his wordpress blog now. Come now, don’t be afraid, I’ll hold your hand, just mind your shins, as a greasy haired troll might jump as high as he can and hit you with a copy of TP 2 or 4. Oh wait, those were taken down from lulu for copyright infringement. He says over here, 

 I was looking forward to getting on them since yesterday and I get a large memory limit so I have to keep that to a minimum. I thought about getting WebTV too for just doing other things on here. I designed my website originally so people on WebTV wouldn’t have any trouble navigating the site. I guess with this being done I can go back to updating my main website to see what I can do in making it a little more interactive once again.

Well you know, doesn’t everyone design their websites for the millions of Web TV users? I call bullshit. The day NIkita thinks of someone other than himself, is the day he’ll write a sentence that contains no spelling or grammar errors. 

So with that some of you who know me in real life might be reading this blog, and just to warn you I will have a lot of offensive terminology in there, 

Notice he says, some of you who know me, and not friends. Even he knows that having him call anyone his friend is a lawsuit waiting to happen. And anyone who has the misfortune of knowing him in real life already knows how offensive he is. 

Earlier, he mentioned having a large memory limit. Guess he did find out there’s a 5 gig cap, but it’s not memory you ignorant prat. 

Then again, in NIkita Land, the one brain celled fool is King.

It never seems to fail, when one nitwit pops up like Nikita did today, the other two follow. Dagstine was a busy, busy ear cancer survivor today posting on most every topic on the first page over at shocklines tonight.  He even manages to create a topic of his own: What’s your fiction approach http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/6994

Lorenzo, you should learn how to write fiction first before trying to pretend you actually know something about it. BTW, I guess the ear cancer miraculously vanished as well, you haven’t been pumping that for attention lately. Or maybe you finally realize no one takes you seriously. Not as a writer, or as a person.

Not to be left alone, brit-hack Philbin is whoring another review of his crapic (a shiity epic is what that is), over here:http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/7007. Do I even have to say the first (and only) one to comment on it, is his favorite butt buddy Lorenzo?

Looks like they’re all gearing up for another clusterfuck this weekend. 

Don’t worry, I have plenty of popcorn to go around.